What Guys Do and Don’t Think About During Sex

I begged my guy friends to let me quote them directly for this article. Most agreed, but a few made me change their names. These are, however, their EXACT comments when I asked them what they think about while they’re hooking up with a girl. Some have steady girlfriends, some wives, and some are notorious for one-night-stands… You be the judge who is who!

“I’m thinking that I wish she would just shut up about her big butt. It may be on the big side, but that just makes it easier for me to grab on to.” – Steve, 32.

“I hope she takes a break from this and goes down on me. I hope she takes a break from this and goes down on me.” – Miguel, 28.

“I think about work, unfortunately.” Brian, 24.

“Please God, let me keep this hard on long enough that I don’t look bad. Please God, give me a longer lasting erection….” Alexander, 37.

“Alice, Alexa, Anne…damn what is this girl’s name?” Fiorelli, 32.

“I’m so lucky that I get to be with the most beautiful and sexually talented woman in the world. I’m so in love. This is so amazing.” Bram, 33.

“Where’s my Viagra when I need it?” Vince, 35.

“I always plan ahead while I’m having sex. What I’m going to do next to her, what I want her to do next to me. Sometimes being so methodical gets in the way of spontaneity.” Lee, 25.

“I’m thinking about how far I can go with my S&M fantasies before I freak her out.” Garth, 38.

And here’s what guys are NOT thinking about:

“I am definitely not thinking about any of her flaws, not that she has any real ones of course!” Miguel, 28.

“I am not thinking about grocery lists or appointments I have coming up – I know some other people who are obsessed with their to-do list during sex….” Vince, 35.

“I try my hardest not to think about ex-girlfriends.” Lee, 25.