Things to do with a Naked Dude

If you thought “sex” then you’re not thinking creatively enough. Sex is too…obvious! Here are some other things you can do…things he’s less likely to expect.

1. Sneak up from behind. Maybe he’s getting out of the shower or is getting dressed in the morning, but either way, he’s probably not expecting you. Sneak up quietly behind him and wrap your arms around him, with his penis landing straight in your eager hand. You’ll have a good angle (the angle he has when he’s alone) and your other hand will be free to wander…
2. Jump in the shower with him. There’s only one thing better than his naked body, and that’s your naked body pressed against his, with water streaming down both of you.
3. Get naked with him and hang out. Spend some time enjoying regular activities in the nude. Make dinner, watch a movie, clean the house, anything! There’s no better way to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary than by stripping down. See how long you can go before sexual desire turns into sexual intercourse.
4. Explore him. Get up close and personal with your guy’s body parts. Take the time to learn about every freckle, every hair, and every muscle. Do a little ego stroking while you’re at it and let him know just what makes you wild.
5. Give him a massage. And make sure you include those parts that are generally concealed-nothing says “I love you” like a full on butt massage!
6. Eat. That is, let him be your plate and enjoy eating off his body. The messier the foods (think PB&J or whipped cream) the sexier the experience will be for both of you.
7. Make him beg. Increase libido (for both of you!) by talking dirty to him, teasing him with words or with light touches all over his body, but don’t give in until YOU can’t take it any longer. Think of this trick as an all-natural erectile dysfunction or impotence treatment like Generic Viagra-no man can resist this!