Having Wild Sex without Waking the Kids

Yes, it’s possible! Just because you’re mom and dad doesn’t mean that you can’t still have the sex life of your youth. Sure you may need a boost with some Womera or Viagra to get you in the mood when the time is right, but that’s an easy solution in the grand scheme of things.
Here are some sexy tips to keep the heat up in the bedroom, even after that initial lust fire has gone out:
1.    Don’t have sex early in the evening just as your children fall asleep or in the morning when they may wake up soon. For a wild romp, you’ll want to truly make sure that they are sound asleep, so later in the night when they’ve long been snoozing would be ideal.
2.    Come home during lunch. If your kids are at school, then during the day is a great time to have the house to your selves. It’s also a great opportunity to take advantage of the other rooms in the house, such as the bathroom (hello, shower!), the couch, and yes, the kitchen table. Spice up your mid-afternoon dates by playing up the secrecy of it all—send love notes and make secret calls, like your lovers stealing away for the afternoon.
3.    Go away for a night. As soon as you feel comfortable leaving your baby/child with a babysitter, uncle and aunt, grandparent, or friend, then do so. You two deserve a night away where you don’t need to worry about being too noisy and waking the tots.
4.    Just do it quietly—consider it a challenge to have hot, steamy sex…silently.
5.    Turn on the TV or turn on some music, so that if your kids do wake up, you can blame it on the TV. (Make sure you lock your door…just in case.)

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